St Pancreas

St. Pancreas[1]

St Pancreas – my patron saint,

For when I’m low, or feeling faint,

‘tis to St Pancreas I will turn

With rueful prayers, and real concern

This stalwart of the digestive tract

Make enzymes: which (and here’s a fact)

Break down the sugars, fats and starches

While pizza through your system marches

Not only this – but hormones, which

Impact your sugars, help you ditch

What you don’t need – and more besides

As you fuel all your great insides.

The enzyme trinity should amaze

(Lipase, Protease, Amylase)

The Lipase works with liver’s bile

To break down fats with guts and style

The Protease to proteins turns

While fending off the yeast and germs

The Amylase the sugar breaks,

To give you energy from your cakes.

The hormones sent into our blood

Are all designed to do us good,

The Insulin we surely need

To balance sugars as we feed.

The Glucagon will tell the liver

If sugar levels are a-quiver,

Gastrin and Amylin complete

This quartet, when we are replete.

The pancreas is sensitive: and when

There is a problem, now and then

It won’t complain or overstate

Unless/until it’s far too late

So diabetes begins (so quiet)

O’er years and years of normal diet

The pancreas never worked? Type One.

(Type 2 in midlife comes along.)

The balanced enzyme/hormone plan

No longer functions as it can,

And everything is up for grabs

As you take tablets, BP, jabs

On any given day you might

Find something isn’t working right

The warnings become more acute

As age creeps on; the more astute

Will start to pray to Pancreas now

At least, find out the why and how

Of how to keep this saint content

Before our saint’s completely bent.


[1] One of the ‘Holy Trinity’ of anatomical railway stations, the others being the Eustonstation Tube and Liverspot Street Station

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